alfalfascouting help desk

if you’re coming to my ask box or my skype window or w/e for support, you should read this.

kinds of support i can give:

  • how to do something in html/css
  • how to do something in a video game i have played
  • links to various guides and resources
  • information about a service i have (e.g. free phone) and how i got it
  • pointing out bullshit
  • telling you not to eat any wooden nickels and similar reminders that you are important and it’s good to take care of yourself

kinds of support i cannot give:

  • advice about dieting
  • advice about eating disorders
  • anything to do with suicide
  • advice about abuse situations
  • calming you down when you’re freaking out
  • lots of money

i just don’t have the mental, physical, emotional, and financial resources to continue supporting people in these ways. i know if you come to me in those times you probably trust me a lot and you want my advice, but i’m not able to help you. if you feel like you’re in danger, whether it’s from yourself or others, contact a helpline or go to the emergency room. at least talk to someone who’s more stable than i am.

from all these games i started playing today i’m starting to notice a trend in adventuresome nes/snes games:

there’s this lady

she’s a lady

she’s in trouble or something

you’re supposed to save her

and then she wants to have sex with you

that’s not a good reward

legend of zoroldo 2 is hard but i beat one boss and got a candle

i beat the palace in parapa (i think? there was no sign) and then this statue started flashing at me 

i beat the palace in parapa (i think? there was no sign) and then this statue started flashing at me 

early town wisdom

check out this cool ghost and these cool statues i found

those ones have skeletons on them O:



I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:


and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

You are a demon (Firebrand) and you are collecting crests for reasons and the crests let you transform into other forms it’s very fun and has surprisingly several endings.

O: that does sound cool

Demon’s Crest, SNES. Umihara Kawase, SNES. EVO, SNES. SkyBlazer, SNES.

thank you

the name demon’s crest puzzles me. are we stealing demonic family heirlooms

can anyone recommend good nes/snes/gba/gbc games for me to try?

some things i’m interested in:

  • ghosts, skeletons, vampires
  • magic and fantasy in general
  • cool non-rpg games, (that reminds me, i need to get xcitebike again)
  • games that are not terribly hard but have a good story
  • puzzle solving
  • really weird games that are fun to play just because they’re weird

any ideas?